New York Jackass

'''They set a value on me, and I respect that,' he said. 'They didn't want to go over that threshold. But it's $3 million a year, and with that $3 million, I could help out so many unfortunate people.'"- Johnny Damon

This guy refuses to shut up. I would go on a mindless pky-style rant here, but that last statement is so absurd that it begs criticism. If you have ever seen MTV Cribs featuring Damon's house, or know what Damon is all about, you should know for a fact that the $3m difference would NEVER go to "unfortunate people"...unless those people include whoever Damon and his wife pay to clean the studio apartment sized closet they have in their house.

pky
i was going to write about this today, cause I almost lost an organ reading this. helping unfortunate people, like the homeless? is that who he's talking about? hahahaha. let's not be gay about this Mr. Damon. so Mr. Damon, help yourself out and shut the f up.

oh this is rich, now they're lying to tony. good thing we got 12 more episodes left, cause i wouldnt know WHAT kind of plot they'd come up with if they had, like 20 more.