These Red SUX trade talks SUX ASS

this is going to be short and sweet, because my convictions are not only supportable by facts and stats, but it's also damn obvious why i feel this way. and if you disagree, it's because you truly as a retard and your name probably is JD Drew or Theo Epstein or any of the moron callers to WEEI.

the red sox have no f-ing idea what they're doing. this rumored 5 year, 70 million dollar deal for shithead and proven loser JD Drew is and will be a complete disaster. i cant wait to watch this bitch WILT in boston. so let me get this straight, you went on the short and cheap with damon, who's a reliable, proven star in boston, for the douchebag who plays dead for half a season and cant find his way out of a paper bag in the supremely inferior NL? THE NL?! the guy who cant take any pressure cause he's too big of a puss and is soft as hell? you want to pay him more than damon? the guy has the lamest stats i've ever seen. look them up. he's a glorified Nixon. i'm not gonna do it for you because it'd be a waste of my time to do so again. i looked up his numbers once. it was funny. look at games played, batting average, runs, rbis. it's a joke for the amount that the shithead red sox are offering him.

in completely related news, the BUSTON RED SUX are trying to trade manny. in theory, it's cute cause manny's a moron, an idiot savant, etc, etc, quits on the team, etc, etc. i've heard it all. just print "CLICHE BITCH" on your forehead and end it. these morons dont realize that this cat can play. he and david ortiz are the only reliable players on the team. THEY CARRY THE TEAM YEAR IN AND YEAR OUT. everyone else gets injured like nothing or hits like bitches. if he has hit little retard moments, that's the price you pay for having a hitter that talented. oh yeah, that _myth_ that Manny takes games off? Check the number of games he plays. and then, after your dick wilts in shame, come back and I'll pound you with my 10 lb cock of truth. if this trade yields us a supreme reliever, and some supreme prospects who are half a year away from the bigs, then I MIGHT BE OK WITH IT. the chances of that happening are IMPOSSIBLE. there is no such thing as a good reliever in the NL. they're all crappy relievers in the AL, who get moved to the NL to look better. the manny trade is and will be a big mistake. especially now that we've got JD DREW as the #5 hitter. JD Drew. i wish that JD stood for Johnny Damon. we got Joe Dickhead Drew coming in. he's a glorified Trot Nixon. Hell, overpay Nixon 8 million and "SAVE" that 7-8 million you'd otherwise pay Drew for a backup, cause you're gonna need him after Drew calls it quits after game 60 of the season. give me a freaking break.

THE RED SOX HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WTF THEY'RE DOING. a year ago, i was on the bandwagon to lowball damon, because I THOUGHT they had a plan. by "I THOUGHT," i mean i was completely punked by this retarded organization that dreams it was as tightly run as the Patriots. I've been the biggest supporter of Theo, but he has completely lost it. i guess when he falls in love with players, he really does, cause these gambits he pulled on renteria and soon to be jd drew are complete, utter failures. why not just bring back jose offerman and call it even?

i said this was going to be short and already I lied. You heard it here first folks. And Theo, that thundering sound you hear accompanied by all the screaming and crying is the 10 lb cock of truth heading toward you- and I'm steering it. if you make these horrible deals, prepare to get blasted son. And I dont miss.