Two fruitcakes

I am the one guy to blame for what has been happening.
- Alex Rodriguez

Interview with Jeet:

Q: What if you fell in love with a Red Sox fan - could you marry her?

A: (Laughs) I don't think it'd be a question of, "Could I?" It'd be a question of, "Could she?"

Q: But you could?

A: I could probably convert her. But I don't know if her family (chuckles) would allow such a thing.

Q: If you were Commissioner and Barry Bonds breaks Hank Aaron's record, what would you do?

A: Celebrate it.

Q: Did you ever play hooky in school?

A: Never. I went to school on Senior Skip Day.

Q: Favorite current football player?

A: The Manning brothers. Peyton's already established. Eli's gonna be great. And Tom Brady.