Bellhorn

ep
To the YANKEES? is he retarded? i hope the yanks were the only choice he had because instead of being remembered fondly as the K machine who became an immortal postseason hero he will be known as another traitor in the Embree/Gordon/Boggs/Clemens mold.

pky
it wasnt his only choice. reports yesterday had him going to the As. he changed him mind last minute I think. This is lose lose for him. i like bellhorn a lot, even though he sucks. he will live forever for the things he did last year to help us win the WS. his decision to go to NY must have somethign to do with him getting booed while he was suckign it up this year. in which case, he's an idiot. there's so little that can go right. if he does well there, we're gonna hate him, and lke you said ep, he's going down as a traitor. if he sucks, we'll love it, and he'll get booed at NY. what exactly is the benefit? let's be honest. he's not going to light it up there, but lets say he is nasty at NY... we're going to crucify him even more as a traitor. he must have taken this year personally when the fans booed him. which is too bad. cause he sucked real bad, and he better continue to suck. i want nothing but pure strikeouts and DPs when he's at the plate. this is pissing me off.

and in othe rnews, schilling is getting rocked. he couldnt buy a ground ball at this point. it's been double, double, triple, double, long single. wtf. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. we're in the middle of a pennant race here. lets try a little. get it freaking together. 5-0. 2nd inning. this is awful. absolutely unacceptable.

predictions:
if the sox pitchign doesnt pull it together, you can call it early after the first round of the playoffs. two scenarios, and i'll start with the worse of the two. sox eek their way into the playoffs after sucking dick the last few weeks and grabbing the wild card. and lose in teh first round after schilling loses, wells wins, miller loses, and wakefield loses. the "better" scenario- we eek past the yankees and win the division. and lose the first round after schilling loses, wells wins, miller loses, and wakefield loses.

my personal hope: sox absolutely decimate the yankees next weekend and increase the lead and the yankees lose their grip on the wild card. the last series they meet in september, the sox have already locked up the division, so they trot out their AA team, led by millar. the yankees of course sweep after the sox rest up for the playoffs, and you can eat a dick yankee nation. every single one of you. and every one of your cheap fans.