hilarious conversation between me and a friend about Chris Berman and Sluts.

pky: tiki looks happy the game's over
friend: haha
friend: they need to fire coughlin
pky: so he can become a broadcaster
pky: i hope they keep him
pky: it's awesome
pky: i'd hate to be the pam olivers in the world
pky: imagine how beast that breath is up close after a game
friend: haha she probably has hooked up with so many players too
pky: yeah
pky: no doubt
pky: where's melissa stark at
friend: i think she had a kid a couple years ago and left
pky: too bad
friend: a friend of mine had a college lacrosse coach who used to bang her
friend: supposedly she banged Jerry Rice and Chris Berman
pky: really
pky: BERMAN?!?!
pky: WTF
pky: WTF
pky: chris berman is a freaking cartoon character
friend: Berman pulls mad chicks
friend: you ever hear the "Your with me leather story"
pky: no
pky: wtf
pky: he's a douche
pky: that proves how stupid girls are
pky: why would you hook up with berman
pky: what is the upside
friend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_with_me,_leather
pky: wiking it now
pky: haha
friend: dude these chicks just love attention
friend: and famous people
pky: freaking morons
pky: it's embarrassing how stupid that is
friend: its hilarious
pky: that is funny as hell
friend: http://bp2.blogger.com/_EzIr44vDbSg/RZ9B-OUlZiI/AAAAAAAAAB4/3RDIjob261A/s1600-h/berman1.jpg
friend: get this story
pky: wtf
pky: that's so messed up
pky: dude
pky: wtf
friend: a friend of a friend interned at ESPN a couple summers ago, and he walked in on Linda Cohn giving Ricky Williams a blowjob
pky: WHAT
pky: where
pky: coffee room
pky: that is messed up
friend: yeah something like that, some seculted room, it may have been the bathroom
pky: i just dont get the upside
pky: what's the over under for STDS transmitted in that bj
friend: why do they need an upside
pky: usually you need some kind of upside to do something
pky: maybe i'm crazy though
friend: if all chicks needed an upside no guys would ever get laid
pky: well
pky: money is one upside
pky: so i get why athletes get their womens
pky: but berman is just a douche
pky: am i the only person who thinks berman is a bitch?
friend: right so the other 99.8% of guys that aren't athletes or obsecnely wealthy, wouldnt ever have sex
pky: right
pky: well
pky: for some women, they're so ugly that the mere fact they can get laid or whatever is the upside
friend: and what about the attractive ones
pky: sluts
pky: haha
pky: honestly, i dont know
pky: i dont get it
pky: i mean, if i was a girl
pky: and i was to give some athlete a bj
pky: it would have to be for money
pky: other than that, there's no upside
pky: there's gotta be a give and take
friend: so you are a whore
pky: maybe jewelry or osmething
pky: right
pky: otherwise, i'd become his GF
friend: haha i cant believe you said that
pky: and get some partial ownership of his assets
friend: thats honestly one of the funniest things ive ever read
pky: in essence, "get paid"
pky: i'm trying to think like a girl
pky: just given what we know, which is nothing
pky: there's no conceivable reason for cohn just to drop to her knees
friend: they love the attention
pky: unless there was some kind of agreement for him to deliver jewelry
friend: a friend of a friend hooked up with Tom Brady
pky: could be
pky: really
pky: when
friend: im 100% sure he didnt give her any money
pky: well
pky: tom brady is different
friend: i dont know, sometime in the past year or two
friend: you whore yourself to Brady for free, you probably give up your ass
pky: you can say you did brady
pky: you could probably find some men who'd be jealous of you in NE
pky: but ricky williams
pky: come on
pky: those chicks in that pic all looked kinda fake though
pky: i'd say the O/U for stds in a random BJ with an athlete is 5
friend: haha so you get 5 stds?
pky: yeah
pky: i'd say so
pky: haha