random thoughts

pky
it's been a while. a few things. you might be inclined to think i was wrong about indy. you'd be wrong. it was in the cards until i jinxed bulger. that bum. only he could miscalculate his own toughness and throw a block that would injure himself. talk about incompetent.

world series predictions:
the red sox set it up real nice for the astros, who i'm counting on will win this thing. the chisox last played about a year ago... since then they've been collecting dust and getting antsy.

this is a double edged sword though. i'm no clemens fan cause he left, or you might say the sox kicked him out, but he's still a classless bitch. but i still want houston to win because i respect oswalt, pettitte, and lidge. their pitching is nasty. with the offensive production the sox have, the next obvious step to emulate is the pitching prowess of the houston astros. once they do that, it's over. it's freaking over. the only way to beat good pitching is to get better pitching. it's pretty clear the red sox had ass pitching this year. while the chisox have good pitching, lets not get ridiculous here. they barely swept the red sox. one game where el duque came in, i credit them. but the rest of the time was the red sox beating off while they were at the plate. please. lets not be retards. houston's gonna cream them.

is it me, or is the red sox front office being stupid and not signing the first obvious free agent, theo epstein? get it over with, so he can start making deals to replenish our pitching-bone dry team.

do not trade manny for beltran. you're switching one ass contract for an even longer ass contract and a worse player. if this trade happens, 3,4 years from now, after beltran establishes himself as an undisputed semi-decent and grossly overpaid 20-90 player, we'll all be wondering how it came to be that we traded manny with guaranteed, gaudy 40-140 numbers for beltran. please. lets not be retards here. i cant believe the mets turned this trade down, rumor or not. and now that we know that the mets are retards, well i guess everything's still the same in the world.

the PKYGC method failed two weeks ago. the first time it failed, it not-so-coincidentally fell the same week that coldhardfootballfacts.com's quality wins theory fell. i made the presumption that the PKYGC method would have to be suspended, only to be proven wrong last week- when i actually used my instinct and kept those picks. how the mighty have fallen. two weeks ago, i scored 47 out of 105 points. this past week i scored 43 out of 105 points. not good at all. oddly, i'm still tied for first place. that is odd. this week, i'm back on the PKYGC method. there are always going to be off weeks. the time it was an off week. the second time, PKYGC would have pulled me way ahead of the competition, but i shot myself in the foot. fool me once, shame on you. dont even think about it the second time. i cant lose now. it's out of my routine.

xbox 360 time. boy i cant wait for this thing. but the launch titles look lame. i'm talking LAME. i'm sticking to the xbox for now. i may even cash in on some idiots unloading their xboxes on ebay for a penny just to get some extra cash for the 360. the 360 is going to be nasty though.

do yourself a favor and go to this auction. it says what i've been saying for years. and what we've all known. eat a dick madden.
bid with confidence fools.

i'm tired of stupid john ass dennis talking about how bruschi is selfish for wanting to play football again. no he's not. if all the doctors clear him, and he talks to his wife and family about it, it's not selfish. if the doctors tell him he cant play, a la reggie lewis, and he shops for a MUDGE somewhere to make up some lame excuse to say that he can, then you can say he's selfish. until then, stfu john dennis. stfu. STFU. you too meterparel. two stupid asses. i cant believe i'm actually talking about this.

and boy, watching hockey on OLN is great huh? it's like watching streams from the 1980 olympics. pretty sweet. their cameras must be straight from the 70s. it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

secondly, watching the bruins might be the second most painful thing, after watching the celtics. have you ever seen a team worse than the celtics after the 2nd half of a game? yes, the bruins. someone tell the bruins that a hockey game is 3 periods. not 2. ever seen true incompetence on power plays or even worse, 5 on 3s? no problem. tune into OLN and gouge your eyes out. unfortunately due to this new brand of bruins play, watching the game on NESN isnt much of a boon either. either way, gouging ensues.

dont even get me started on the freaking lame ass teddy bear bruin jerseys either. why dont they just dress up ass big teddy bears instead? might that cause more fear in the opposing team? it might, compared to what these lame ass teddy bear jerseys do. retards. try to win A GAME. we've learned not to expect much on the road. how about a win AT HOME?

it's gonna be a painful year for the celtics too. pierce is still whining about the dress code. yes, the dress code is stupid. david stern is a bitch. gosh, who knew? go cry about it. that'll really change things. and you wont be exposing yourself as a true bitch either. i guess bitches specialize in exposing other bitches. yeah you, pierce. i cant believe i have your damn jersey you bitch. i guess a david stern jersey is next.

oddly, ricky davis has risen above the ashes here and has the audacity to claim that it's time to grow up. wow. i'm shocked. as jimmy kimmel adeptly opined, the only thing that nba players need to be forced to wear, are condoms. hahahaha. funny cause it's true. National Bitch Association. stfu.

lost sucked this week. past teh middle of a 2 season long season, in week 5, we have an episode of pure useless flashbacks about the koreans, that brings absolutely nothing to the table. um, we're in the second season. the time for character development is OVER. if anything how about some more jack flashbacks? we know the least about him. how about a little plot advancement? how about i dont give a shit about stupid sun's lost wedding ring? nor do i care about how they met. yes, we know he's a waiter. how about bring something to the table? it's been like this for 2-3 weeks now. this is getting a little intolerable. 3 more weeks until the next one. how about edit the 6th episode to ADVANCE THE PLOT?

the great thing about lost is that it has so many weird things going on. the problem is, by the time they attempt to explain all of it, none of it will make sense. i guess the next best thing would be to not explain most of it, in which case would discredit the show. in my eyes at least. they need some freaking accountability in this show. NOTHING'S GOING ON ANYMORE. they spent two episodes showing that they're still on teh island eating, and then showed sawyer, michael and jin on the other side of the island, doing nothing. great. i want my 2 hours back. either go back to the damn hatch and explain the dharma initiative and desmond's background, or move on to SOMETHING. anything. anythign but these lame useless stupid flashbacks. is it possible that these flashbacks showed us somethign important? doubtful.

back to indianapolis. and the patriots. the patriots are 3-3, which is good considering they've just experience teh toughest schedule in NFL history. if you're mad, go eat a dick. the next time you lose half your starters on defense, go try to go 3-3 against oakland, carolina, pittsburgh, sandiego, atlanta, and denver. i dont like 3-3, but that's because i dont like this gay schedule. i can appreciate the 3-3 though. given what the upcoming schedule is, the patriots should be ok. we're tied for the AFC east, and while that's not saying much, that's saying enough. the real issue is just grinding thru the season, and preparing to play the playoffs without our home advantage. that's gonna suck, but lets be realistic. the best thing that can happen to the patriots will be to go to the colts and absolutely demolish them. lets not forget. the colts are playing cupcakes and barely winning these games. BARELY. or they luck out and play teams like STL whose players are so incompetent as to injure themselves on blocks. meaninglessly no less. idiots.

a guy on the weei whiner line put it best: "is it me, or did bruschi come back faster after that stroke than tyrone poole after his ankle sprain?"
the fact of the matter is, tyrone poole is a bitch. an ankle sprain for over a year. he cant play, and while he's better than duane starks, that's not saying much. i maintain my position that he will not be on this team come year's end. in the industry, we call him a waste of space.

tedy bruschi, you are a man.

i dub thee the indianapolis cupcakes.

i just finished reading ender's game again and ender's shadow for the first time. i am propelling ender's game and ender's shadow to the top of my lists. they may collectively hold the 1 spot for my favorite books to read of all time. shadow of the hegemon is next.

i can wait to see how wolfgang petersen destroys ender's game when he directs the movie. that putz.